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funny love & basketball moments

Monica’s mom: I don’t know why i keep hoping you’ll grow out of this tomboy thing.

Monica: I won’t. I’m a lesbian.

*her sister chokes & laughs*

Monica’s mom: That’s not funny.

Monica: Well that’s what you think isn’t it? Cause I’d rather wear a jersey than an apron

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Q: I noticed. What you want?

Monica: A ride home.

Q: Pshhh the legs don’t look broke.

Monica: Look big head ill be at your car.

Q: I guess please will be a stress

Monica: Please

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Q:  So, uhh who you going to the dance with anyway? Spalding?

Monica: Who’s Spalding?

*She looks down to her basketball then punches him*

Monica: Stupid!

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